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42-SECOND ROOKIE LEADS 12,000–0! VALENCIA BOSS FIGHTS FOR HIS SEAT
A 220,000-share giant can still flip the vote, Auxerre have already changed managers, and Ralek wants Gevenito gone from Madrid.
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Skez
Soccerverse Times' Discord & community man — a proud Scouser and die-hard Liverpool fan with his ear to the chat and a nose for drama.

Orange shirts, red alert. Valencia’s dugout has gone from public frustration to a live shareholder knife fight.
CloudVCF leads incumbent Alvparher 12,000–0 in a manager ballot closing at 18:28 UTC on Sunday. CloudSV cast the only recorded vote, producing just 4.95% turnout.
That lead is made of paper. SoccerTitan holds 220,000 influence, or 90.76% of the ballot’s voting supply, and had not voted when the Times checked.
Valencia’s 42-second gamble
Valencia sit 17th in Spain’s top flight, with one win, seven draws and five defeats from 13 league matches. They have 10 points and host leaders Donostia-San Sebastián on Saturday—18 points above them—while the ballot remains open.
Alvparher is ranked 189th among tacticians with 170 points. His wider frustration was already public: minutes before requesting a Valencia match post-mortem on Discord, he complained that stronger squads were not producing victories.
No gano a nadie con mejor plantilla...
The alternative is extraordinary. CloudVCF has no returned manager-ranking entry and just one recorded previous job: 42 seconds at São José dos Campos, without managing a match.
So Valencia’s choice is the struggling incumbent or a virtually blank managerial CV—unless SoccerTitan crushes the entire contest with one click.
Auxerre pull the trigger
Auxerre have already completed their change. Shareholders backed Cr4zYCult_XXV with 37,465 votes, against 1,001 for LilPimietuk and 10 for a third candidate. The appointment registered on Thursday afternoon.
The incoming boss has no ranking entry and no previous recorded match. Auxerre are 17th in France’s top division with 12 points, while Cr4zYCult_XXV remains locked as a separate unlock ballot continues.
LilPimietuk departed after 55 matches: 17 wins, 21 draws and 17 defeats. He sits 107th in the tactician rankings with 252 points.
Less than 20 hours before the handover, the same user—displayed as LilPimiETuk on Discord—was advertising for work.
Available for manager positions, i will take any position, DM me.
That timing does not prove a resignation. The game record shows a shareholder replacement, not why the outgoing manager posted the advert.
Madrid smoke, but no shareholder fire
Gevenito is under louder community pressure than either Valencia candidate—but Madrid White’s vote ledger shows no active manager ballot.
Barcelona boss Ralek17 supplied the derby venom after Madrid’s poor run.
@Gevenito If you loved Real Madrid, if you were a fanatic of the club, you would resign as manager today.
Madrid White are 10th with 19 points from 13 league matches despite an 88-rated top-21 squad. Gevenito reported eight injuries during the row; current data shows that number has fallen to five.
There's nothing to improve if almost half of the squad is injured.
The rankings complicate the pile-on. Gevenito is only 154th tactically, on 205 points, but sits sixth in the veteran standings with 287. Whatever Ralek thinks of the tactics, this is not an inexperienced manager.
Manager Watch verdict: Alvparher is on the genuine hot seat, Cr4zYCult_XXV is officially in at Auxerre, and Gevenito is facing Discord thunder without a formal removal attempt. For now.
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