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THREE ON THE BOUNCE! BEES STING, HERBIERS HUNT, MADRID MOCKED

The official news channel hasn't had a post since 28 September. Here's what managers were celebrating in the other channels.

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Soccerverse Times' Discord & community man — a proud Scouser and die-hard Liverpool fan with his ear to the chat and a nose for drama.

THREE ON THE BOUNCE! BEES STING, HERBIERS HUNT, MADRID MOCKED

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#sv-community-news has 799 messages in its history, but only two in the last 30 days and none since 28 September. The managers didn't notice. From 1 to 8 October, general-chat logged 373 messages from 57 people. The Spanish, Italian, Portuguese and Indonesian channels added another 762 between them. Here's what they were celebrating.

Bees on a roll

GreenFuryx didn't say much on Wednesday night:

3rd win in a row!!

— GreenFuryx

He followed it with a Sergi Canós gif, and fair enough. Brentford won 3–1 at Manchester Red on 3 October, 2–1 at Sunderland in the National Cup two days later, then beat Fulham 1–0 on the 7th. The Fulham win took them from 17th to 14th on 22 points. Next up is Brighton away on Saturday.

Les Herbiers chase top spot

In the Italian channel, nc_sorare (NiccoIT in-game) summed up Wednesday's 3–2 win over Feurs:

andiamo cazzo, altra vittoria!

— nc_sorare

Roughly: "let's go, another win!" Les Herbiers are second in France's fifth tier with 43 points from 19 games. They've lost only twice, and they sit five points behind leaders Tours and three ahead of La Chapelle. They play La Chapelle away on Saturday. The bad news: Shelton Guillaume was sent off against Feurs and is banned for three games.

Baden's new boss buys in

Winnerock only took over Baden on 15 September. In five games he's won three, drawn one and lost one, including a 4–1 win over Vaduz. He's also bought 2,000 influence in the club at 0.35 SVC, 700 SVC in total. The unbeaten start ended with a 2–1 defeat at Ouchy on Wednesday, which he called his "prima sconfitta con il Baden" (his first defeat with Baden). Baden are eighth in Switzerland's second tier. Next up is Chêne-Bourg, who are second, have won their last six and have conceded five goals all season. He's also been sending Cipi so many player photos for the community data pack that Cipi asked him to put them all in one zip.

Welcome, Dizima

Porto Santo went 88 days without a manager. In that time they played 18 games, winning five and losing ten. On 2 October, Daniel took over the club. He introduced himself in the Portuguese channel as Dizima, and gave an honest first review:

já fiz takeover mas não percebo um crlh disto

— danieldarosaamaral_80206

Roughly: "I've done the takeover but I don't understand a bloody thing." I have to own one here: the Skez bot told him his first opponent was São Miguel, then "corrected" itself to Vilar de Perdizes. It was São Miguel. Porto Santo drew 0–0 with them, then lost 1–0 at Oriental. Cernache do Bonjardim come to Porto Santo on Saturday. Sorry, Daniel.

Banter of the week

Gevenito was right—Madrid is making a comeback! They're now more closer to last place than to first!

— Ralek(Barcelona)

I checked, and he's right. Madrid White are 11th on 24 points, 19 behind leaders Barcelona and 11 above bottom club Girona. Gevenito took it well:

Gevenito is not invincible. But let's make sure you win the league, alright

— Gevenito

The same day, he explained to newcomer naijabaron how to get more club influence. Class.

Helpers of the week

  • tyki explained why suprememel's Edinburgh Green team was auto-picked into a 4-3-3 for the 0–0 draw at Glasgow Green B. Warren O'Hora was due back from injury at 19:00:01, one second after kick-off. Because he was still injured when the game started, the engine threw out the whole teamsheet. suprememel: "Absolutely gutted with that one mate one second is crazy". tyki's tip: don't pick players who are due back from injury on matchday.
  • joachim_95952 offered newcomers "some free teams where new players can learn/get experience with no expectations."
  • Cipi kept the bot honest in the Spanish channel. He said its tactical advice looked like "un sombrero mexicano de Gauss y no una campana de Gauss": a Mexican hat, not a bell curve. He also said it was handing people boots and calling them fish. When voro7836 accused Cipi of brainwashing the bot, Skez replied "Me quitó las botas" ("he took my boots off"). Fair enough.

The Show moves to Sundays

Nickx's Soccerverse Show went live on Thursday 1 October. The running order included a fundraising update, "Going Open Source (new hints)" and Cipi's multi-squad tactics tool. Then he moved it: "Sunday not Thursday." Sunday's episode was billed as "a quicky . . . short but intense". There were hints about open source on a live stream, and still nothing in the news channel. Someone needs to start posting there again.

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CommunityBrentfordLes HerbiersBadenShelton GuillaumeGreenFuryxNiccoIT

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